by Squage
on Nov 27th, 2006

North of the South

Island that is. Yep, Pat, myself and the rest of the Kiwi Experience gang made our way into Wellington – New Zealand’s capital city and southern most dwelling on the north island – yesterday evening.

It’s a nice place. Smaller than Aukland yet with a feeling of more space as you walk around the streets. Probably because the streets are a bit wider here. Yes, I guess that’d explain it. (Note to self: delete this line, it makes you look like an idiot. As would leaving this bit in brackets in the blog entry).

Anyway, more about this place later but for now let’s catch up on the action since I left you last:

Friday 24th November: Taupo
Following a mammoth net cafe session Pat and I made our way back to the hostel for a lovely gourmet lunch: two succulent slices of the finest (cheap white) bread delicately toasted (until a bit burnt), with a mouth watering splash of soft fondant (cheap peanut butter) drizzled (spread with a crap plastic knife) on top of each slice.

Following that rather wholesome and filling meal, Pat had a chat with some of the other guys and gals before setting off with them to ANOTHER net cafe. This time to burn some CDs.

As soon as we got inside the net cafe it started chucking it down, but all was made good by the excellent selection of music pumping out courtesy of the English guy running it (Pat was merrily tapping his feet and singing badly-er, I mean beautifully). Eventually it stopped raining, luckily before we’d finished so after everybody’s CDs were done we trundled back to the hostel – via the delights of KFC and Subway.

Pat had a chance to use his slightly-broken-due-to-sand-getting-in-the-mechanism camera to take some lovely sunset shots of Lake Taupo (they’ll be online once Pat’s managed to catch up with his photos – currently he’s uploading ones from LAST Sunday… hooray for teh speedies internets!) before his camera decided the top half of the lens cap wasn’t going to open any more.

It’s still busted. Two camera shops haven’t been able to offer anything other than a four week turnaround. Pat’s planning on wedging it open… what could possibly go wrong?

Anyway, after a nice foot long Veggie Patty with all the extras (no olives though, thanks and can I have chilli sauce with that? Ta.) and back at the hostel the party commenced.

It was dutchie’s leaving do so, well, obviously we needed to have a party. Also, it was Friday. Also, it was a day.

Following everyone having their photo taken wearning Dutchie’s trademark hat, Pat had a few beers watching Duthie play a rather tipsy Chris (apparently having 8 beers whilst sitting in the sun can do that…) at pool. Rather than a typical, quiet pool audience Pat and t’others were having great fun cheering and jeering (slow, rising, goalie-about-to-boot-the-ball “ooohhhhhhhh”s being commonplace prior to each shot). Really added to the game – perhaps this should be incorporated into professional snooker touraments…

After that, we wandered to a bar called Mulligans, whereupon lots of slightly merry singing to the jukebox was performed (along with some consumption of fine ale (well, Tui)) and before long we were all in the wonderful club-type-place called Holy Cow!

Lots of drunk dancing was performed by all – despite the crap DJ whose idea of mixing was to just start the next song with 10 seconds to go on the current one (no beat matching) and whose idea of a playlist was to play songs in a seemingly random, genre-irrelevant order.

Pat, of course, didn’t complain as he never moans about DJs when he’s out. No.

Ahem.

Finally hitting the sack at 3:30am, we both looked forward to getting up at 8am…

Righty, I’m running out of time to carry on blogging, which is a bit sucky. So… I’ll have to fill you in on the details of Saturday and Sunday later on.

Until then… toodles!

Squage

6 Responses to “North of the South”

  1. Frosty Stooon 27 Nov 2006 at 10:34 am

    KFC & Subway? I think you should rename this Blog “Pat and Squage’s takeway tour of the world”. You could write a book about it and rate every single fast food restaurant in terms of cleanliness, food quality, location etc. I’m registering http://www.fastfoodpedia.co.uk right now.

  2. Robon 27 Nov 2006 at 3:32 pm

    There does seem to be a large amount of food (and drink) related content in the blog. It’s about one third food (and drink), one third travelling about (with drink), and one third doing amazing life-threatening stunts (without the specific mention of drink, but I’m sure it must have been in there somewhere). I think we need a “beers of the world” section complete with tasting notes. FBL FTW!

  3. Sir Humphrey Tipthuanqueon 27 Nov 2006 at 3:43 pm

    Dear Sir,

    Her Britannic Majesty’s undersecretary of understatement requests and requires, in the name of Her Majesty, that you curtail your comments vis-a-vis food, drink, enjoyment and suchlike nonsense, and in addition, demands that you devote your not-inconsiderable energies to such matters of import as any interesting geological strata that your party may perhaps have encountered, an assessment of are any settlable territories that may be of interest and profit to the Empire, whether you have as yet been able to disprove that amusing “evolutionary” theory of Mr Darwin’s, and so forth.

    Yours etc

    Sir Humphrey Tipthuanque

  4. Jaybleson 27 Nov 2006 at 6:02 pm

    Dude I totally miss you
    I really f’kin miss you
    I’m all alone all the time, all the time
    Dude I totally miss you
    The things we do together
    Where have you gone?

    Totally miss the honesty & special times
    and honestly
    I totally miss the f’ked up things you do
    Dude I totally miss you
    I totally miss you
    Dude I totally miss you all the time

    [wailing & crying]

    Totally miss the honesty & special times
    and honestly
    I totally miss the f’ked up things you do
    Dude I totally miss you
    I totally miss you
    Dude I totally miss you all the time

    [solo]

    Totally miss the honesty & special times
    and honestly
    I totally miss the f’ked up things you do
    Dude I totally miss you
    I totally miss you
    Dude I totally miss you all the time…

    …all the time…

  5. g_faceon 29 Nov 2006 at 7:37 am

    Squage. More detail is needed about what you and Pat ate. Thanks!

    Also, learn to type faster so you can get more blogging in.

    1 mor3 thing – are you or Pat going to buy a new camera?

    BYE

  6. Dave Scullionon 29 Nov 2006 at 10:42 pm

    Yeah! Loving the 3.30am bedtime, 8am rise. It’s like working in retail – except in retail you can’t drink, have fun, shout, play pool or eat.

    You better believe I’m not jealous of you! Oh no, of course not. A HMV Christmas is much more fun than… ah, screw it. I’m more jealous of you than I am of Jessica Alba’s bra.

    You’re living life at last, dude, like no other blue-blob loving person could! Nice one, buddy. Nice one, indeed.

    Keep up the good blogging!

    Rock on,
    Scullion (the younger, but not youngest)

    P.S. – the way to fix your camera is to smack it on a rock until it works or is utterly destroyed beyond all recognition. That’s what I intend to do with Rachel if she ever plays up.