by Squage
on Nov 8th, 2006

Rain Sucks

Not as much as getting up at 4am, but it sucks anyway.

Yep, today the heavens opened at about 7am and it’s not stopped chucking it down in the Big Apple since.

Still, that’s not stopped Pat and I having a good wander and finding indoory things to do. I’ll come onto that in a sec… first to fill you in on the last day or so:

Note: Pat’s managed to find the one net cafe in NYC that doesn’t have computers with USB ports so for the purposes of this blog entry, please just imagine that the pictures I’m describing are there. Ta

Yesterday afternoon Pat and I wandered to Grand Central station, which was really quite amazing in its size:

[Here I am in Grand Central station – the main concorse. Yet again you *might* not be able to guess the country we’re in… ;-)]

Breathtaking, huh? (Work with me on this)

After wandering around the main bit we wandered downstairs to the food court, which is as far a cry from, say, Liverpool Street station’s 2 pasty shops and a Maccy Dees. This was a biiiig room with loads of chairs +tables in the centre, with catering outlets taking up every bit of wall space – and wow, what a selection. Just about every type of food you could imagine.

On Stu B’s advice, Pat grabbed a massive slice of a Junior’s cheese cake. I’m told it was, to coin a phrase of Graham “Croc” McGibbon – Gooooooooood.

Anyway after that we went on a wander around the streets, Pat having to stop occasionally to lean against something as the Vobble Radio show he’d been made by Bobince was too funny to walk to (I’m not even going to go into the features/fake ads etc, but let’s just say they were a) bad taste, b) sweary and c) utterly awesomely hilarious).

Bobince, Pat tells me you’re an insane man.

to cope we went to the New York Public Library and after some possibly slightly unnecessary storing of Pat’s bag (complete with me in it, damn it) in a cloak room “for security”, Pat read about some Japanese art or somat in an exhibition, some of which were apparently very early Manga art.

He’s probably now planning coming up with some stupid cartoon creation on the back of that. For shame!

By this point it was dark and as we left the library we noticed an open air, free to use ice rink, decorated with lots of christmas trees and accompanied by some funky New York jazz music… twas really lovely sitting watching people skating around, listening to the music – felt like something from a cheesy 80s christmas movie.

After chilling out (eh? eh?) there for a bit, we wandered to the amazing Times Square:

[The amazing sights of Times Square – check out that massive LCD screen!]

I wonder how much electricity the bit on the right must use… Still with me? Good

Went into the Hard Rock Cafe and Pat had a massive veggie burger and a few wheat beers (all of which were Gooooooood), and the lovely waitress (who was possibly the most helpful I’ve ever met… I thought New York waiters/waitresses were supposed to be grumpy!) took a photo of Pat and me:

[Pat and myself at the Hard Rock Cafe]

Blah blah blah something about an item in the non-existent photo.

After that, we subwayed back uptown to the hostel and had a very good kip.

Today we woke up to the sound of rain and angry drivers honking horns, and made our way downtown (via the subway this time, none of that crazy walking for 3 hours) and so far today we’ve a) grabbed a nice chinese lunch, b) seen a film at the MASSIVE AMC cinema at Times Square (for you Essex folk, imagine a multi-floored cinema complex with each screen as big as Screen 12 in bas vegas) – “Bable” – twas v. good actually, quite odd, with a bit of shifting around between stories, but I recommend seeing it.

Not really done much else. Went to Macy’s, which was as horrible as Lakeside, just in New York… and browsed some cool T Shirt shops (no purchases as yet though).

Anyway, must dash. Some idiot in this place things that a lift music version of My Heart Will Go On is unfair for even deaf people to be in the company of.

Have a nice day…

Squage

10 Responses to “Rain Sucks”

  1. g_faceon 09 Nov 2006 at 5:36 am

    Pat!

    You’ve been in the US for less than 2 days (I think) and already the government is crumbling!

    Please put back your date of departure – we may yet get the British Empire back!

    Russell

  2. Frosty Stooon 09 Nov 2006 at 9:47 am

    I agree with Russell. Now is the time to re-take the colonies and teach those treacherous rebels a lesson. God save the Queen!

  3. Jenboon 09 Nov 2006 at 11:50 am

    Heh, Heh… Taxis in Rome – squat and frog-eyed with cracked windscreen and a crazeee homicidal taxi driver.. Love the photos. Did you pack a brolly? Are you wearing yer coat?

  4. JQon 09 Nov 2006 at 2:41 pm

    I agree with Russell and Frosty Stu. . . .keep up the good work on the Usa de-stabilisation process. . . ur doing a great job so far…oh yes and ur buddy Squage. . .mustn’t forget the little fella!!!!!! Just don’t let him get wet, we don’t want him shrinking!!

  5. Garethon 09 Nov 2006 at 3:14 pm

    Blimey, you have only been gone 3 days and you have updated yours more than Iain has in the previous 7 months!! I bet your missing freezing clod England already!

  6. Paton 09 Nov 2006 at 7:10 pm

    Hello again :-)

    Comment answering time:

    All – I went on a tour of CNN today and I’ve planted a selection of tiny The Queens, who will continue our plan for reestablishment of the empire…

    Jen – Amazingly I was a) using a brolly and b) wearing a coat during the trip! And there wasn’t much “old” either, which helped :-)

    Gareth – What can I say? Old habits die hard I guess :-)

  7. george dubbya booshon 09 Nov 2006 at 7:36 pm

    don’t ya jurst lurv american rain. it’s so murch bigga an betta than limey rain.

  8. Robon 10 Nov 2006 at 8:16 pm

    Be careful crossing the “street” and don’t talk to any strange men…

  9. bobinceon 10 Nov 2006 at 11:43 pm

    > Pat tells me you’re an insane man.

    Squage, you should know by now that Pat is a poor judge of character and furthermore likes to engage soft toys in repulsive violent sexual acts.

    I suggest you drug his special New York drinks, and escape while you can. You’ve still got two lives and needn’t fight Pat again until the last boss stage.

  10. Stuarton 14 Nov 2006 at 8:05 pm

    The bag check at the NYPL (hahahahaha nipple)is because of the reference library in the giant Rose Reading room (which I hope you saw!) no one likes having books snaffled.
    So great that you had a good time!