Have You Ever Made A Really Big Mistake?

Australian movie goers have. In their hundreds of thousands.

‘Norbit’ climbs to top spot in Oz box office

I’m getting the next flight home. This place isn’t what I thought it was.


It appears that through circumstances beyond my control, some of my friends believe I’ve actually been to see this God-foresaken heap of arse. Allow me to clarify: I HAVE NOT SEEN AND WILL NEVER SEE THIS FILM.

Mind you, he does look quite funny in that fat suit. Just look at ‘im… he’s so funny! I might see it, actually!

N.B. No he doesn’t. No he isn’t. No I won’t.

3 Responses to “Have You Ever Made A Really Big Mistake?”

  1. Paul Gon 12 Mar 2007 at 10:10 am

    So what was your favourite part of the film then..?

  2. Paton 21 Mar 2007 at 10:37 am

    Oh, there was this amazing bit where he made a joke about fat people and then he… oh, er, I mean, no idea, I’ve not seen it!

    Phew, THAT was close.

    (N.B. No, I’ve not seen it btw)

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