{"id":78,"date":"2009-07-20T21:11:32","date_gmt":"2009-07-20T20:11:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/?p=78"},"modified":"2009-07-20T21:11:32","modified_gmt":"2009-07-20T20:11:32","slug":"pig-nose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/2009\/07\/20\/pig-nose\/","title":{"rendered":"Pig Nose"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the slightly-smaller-scale version of Swine Flu, that just affects your nose.  And I think I&#8217;ve got it.  I&#8217;ve been sneezing like a crazy person on and off over the weekend and this evening, despite feeling 100% fine other than that.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m going to have to start wearing a mask at work.  Either that or a Red Nose.<\/p>\n<p>Pat<br \/>\n&#8212;<br \/>\nYep, that&#8217;s right. All illnesses must be Swine Flu, or variants of.  Headache?  Swine Flu.  Sweaty palms?  Swine Flu.  Hurty knee?  DId you accidentally knee a pig in the head?  Thought so. Swine Flu.<\/p>\n<p><small>Feeling: Not bad.<br \/>\nSong in Head: Er&#8230; the&#8230; um&#8230; &#8220;comedy breakfast jingle&#8221; bed from Heart Breakfast (with Person1 [and Person2]).  Why?  Don&#8217;t ask.  Hopefully it&#8217;ll be worth it.<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s the slightly-smaller-scale version of Swine Flu, that just affects your nose. And I think I&#8217;ve got it. I&#8217;ve been sneezing like a crazy person on and off over the weekend and this evening, despite feeling 100% fine other than that. I&#8217;m going to have to start wearing a mask at work. Either that or [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-78","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=78"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=78"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=78"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=78"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}