{"id":68,"date":"2009-07-13T23:12:41","date_gmt":"2009-07-13T22:12:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/?p=68"},"modified":"2009-07-13T23:12:41","modified_gmt":"2009-07-13T22:12:41","slug":"bump-on-the-head","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/2009\/07\/13\/bump-on-the-head\/","title":{"rendered":"Bump On The Head"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, whilst packing away some bits in the under stairs cupboard, I bumped my head on the low ceiling.  It hurt, I think it&#8217;s fair to say, in a style akin to that of an illegitimate child.  However, I figured that no real harm was done.<\/p>\n<p>Today I&#8217;m not so sure.  Today, I&#8217;ve managed to:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Add 80 to 50 to get 140\n<li>Get pole dancing and podium dancing mixed up (bit of a faux pas when talking to someone about their podium dancing)\n<li>Indicate early to turn into my cul-de-sac, as there was a cat in the road\n<li>Watch over 15 minutes of Michael Macintyre without throwing up or punching someone.<\/ul>\n<p>The last one was only achieved by doing occasional impressions of the &#8220;Filmed infront of a live ostrich&#8221; ostrich from that Family Guy episode.  <\/p>\n<p>If you know what I&#8217;m talking about, you&#8217;ll see how that helped.  Oh, and I was with other people.  I don&#8217;t do impressions of ostriches when on my own.  At least, not today.  Maybe that&#8217;ll be tomorrow&#8217;s clue that I&#8217;m diving towards insanity.<\/p>\n<p>Still, at least my short term memory&#8217;s not been affected.  That, and the fact that my shor&#8230; and so on.  I can&#8217;t quite bring myself to do that one :-)<\/p>\n<p>Have a good evening, you!<\/p>\n<p>Pat<\/p>\n<p><small>Days without alcohol: 9<br \/>\nFeeling: Amused, tired and a bit sore on the bonce still<br \/>\nSong in head: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=hxFwk8qdwgw\">This song (having watched Kill Bill tonight at Rob&#8217;s)<\/a><br \/>\n<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday, whilst packing away some bits in the under stairs cupboard, I bumped my head on the low ceiling. It hurt, I think it&#8217;s fair to say, in a style akin to that of an illegitimate child. However, I figured that no real harm was done. Today I&#8217;m not so sure. Today, I&#8217;ve managed to: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}