{"id":416,"date":"2011-09-13T08:12:51","date_gmt":"2011-09-13T07:12:51","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/?p=416"},"modified":"2011-09-13T08:12:51","modified_gmt":"2011-09-13T07:12:51","slug":"15-13-days-final-day-ideas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/2011\/09\/13\/15-13-days-final-day-ideas\/","title":{"rendered":"15 &#8211; 13 Days: Final Day Ideas"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I\u2019m now into my final week of work.<\/p>\n<p>At the time of writing I have 4 days in the office remaining (including today, as, well, technically my work hours haven\u2019t started yet as I\u2019m in early).<\/p>\n<p>I think it would be a terrible shame to leave the company without doing something at least vaguely amusing.  <\/p>\n<p>Alas, I&#8217;m having not much luck with ideas.  So far all I can think of is:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Office chair racing<\/li>\n<li>Hiding a drawing of Squage somewhere no one\u2019ll find for years<\/li>\n<li>Changing various team members&#8217; ringtones to <i>The Final Paycheck<\/i><\/li>\n<li>Burning the building down (they took my stapler)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><b>Any ideas?<\/b>  Preferably something that won\u2019t burn all bridges to a crisp&#8230; :-)<\/p>\n<p>Toodles,<\/p>\n<p>Pat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, I\u2019m now into my final week of work. At the time of writing I have 4 days in the office remaining (including today, as, well, technically my work hours haven\u2019t started yet as I\u2019m in early). I think it would be a terrible shame to leave the company without doing something at least vaguely [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,13,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-countdown","category-silly","category-work"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=416"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":419,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/416\/revisions\/419"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}