Whatever it was, it’s caused Pat to leave work early and spend the day coughing, sneezing and generally looking red faced and sorry for himself.<\/p>\n
Yes, it’s Squage here, subbing for an ill Pat.<\/p>\n
Clearly doing any work outside 9-5pm is too much for him, and packing counts as work.<\/p>\n
Mind you, one could argue work inside 9-5pm is too much for him too.<\/p>\n
…<\/p>\n
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No?<\/p>\n
…<\/p>\n
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Nothing, Scullion?<\/p>\n
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…<\/p>\n
Aww, you being ill rules. You have no energy to write your usual moany cutting remarks! *cracks knuckles*<\/b> Here we go…<\/p>\n
Pat’s a moron, Pat’s a moron, Pat’s a mor-OOOWWW!<\/b>(I can clip your head even if I don’t have the energy to interject, Squage – Pat<\/i>)<\/p>\n
Well now that’s two of us feeling sorry for themselves.<\/p>\n
Til tomorrow, hopefully…<\/p>\n
Squage<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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