Here are the lyrics (well, the original ones. This doesn’t include the ludicrous amount of off-script nonsense):<\/p>\n
I leave in September
\nSo soon it\u2019s farewell
\nAnd don\u2019t think I\u2019ll come back
\nBut then, who can tell?
\nA change in career is to come
\nI\u2019m Uni bound
\nSo here comes my last bit of earned money<\/p>\n
It\u2019s the final paycheck
\nThe final paycheck<\/p>\n
Ohh
\nI\u2019m heading for Brighton to drink til I fall
\n\u2018Cause I\u2019ll be a student and having a ball, yeah
\nWith so many projects to do and beers to be found
\n(To be found)
\nI\u2019ll miss having monthly new cash to blow…<\/p>\n
It\u2019s the final paycheck
\nThe final paycheck…<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Pat<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Today is the final day of August. It’s my pay day. But it’s more than that. It’s my final pay day with a paycheck worth mentioning. Have I made a TERRIBLE TERRIBLE TERRIBLE over-long and out-of-tune piece of audio, to mark this occasion and in honour of the karaoke night I’m going to be ruining […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,13,19],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-340","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-countdown","category-silly","category-song"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=340"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":366,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/340\/revisions\/366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=340"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=340"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=340"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}