{"id":137,"date":"2009-10-01T17:07:31","date_gmt":"2009-10-01T16:07:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/?p=137"},"modified":"2009-10-01T17:07:31","modified_gmt":"2009-10-01T16:07:31","slug":"poo-at-pauls","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/2009\/10\/01\/poo-at-pauls\/","title":{"rendered":"Poo At Pauls"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=D2T6YdEcp6w\">Oh FFS Glade, You Are Heralding The End of Humanity<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Yep, I was informed by a colleague who shall remain nameless that this advert existed.  I am saddened deeply that she &#8211; er, or he &#8211; didn&#8217;t make it up.<\/p>\n<p>However, it did allow the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=oKe97XqDJBk&#038;NR=1\">THIS AMAZING SPOOF<\/a> to be created.  It&#8217;s good to see people in this busy world have at least 2 minutes to dedicate to spoofs nowadays&#8230; oh, <i>do not<\/i> click on the Exorcist style one, by the way.  Certainly not at work.  Or at home.  Or anywhere.  It&#8217;s just unpleasant.<\/p>\n<p>BUT WAIT &#8211; all is not lost, because&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;In Newcastle, the phrase &#8220;Doing a Poo at Pauls&#8221; refers to sleeping with your mate&#8217;s girlfriend.  This is so hilarious that it almost makes up for the advert&#8217;s existence.<\/p>\n<p>Can anyone confirm or deny this last point please? :-)<\/p>\n<p><small>Feeling: Appauled and amused in equal measures.<br \/>\nSong in Head: Pendulum &#8211; Propane Nightmares<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oh FFS Glade, You Are Heralding The End of Humanity Yep, I was informed by a colleague who shall remain nameless that this advert existed. I am saddened deeply that she &#8211; er, or he &#8211; didn&#8217;t make it up. However, it did allow the THIS AMAZING SPOOF to be created. It&#8217;s good to see [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-137","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=137"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/137\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=137"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=137"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/site\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=137"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}