{"id":128,"date":"2007-04-25T09:56:18","date_gmt":"2007-04-25T08:56:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/?p=128"},"modified":"2007-04-25T10:24:01","modified_gmt":"2007-04-25T09:24:01","slug":"you-owe-us-000gbp","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/?p=128","title":{"rendered":"You Owe Us 0.00GBP!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I write to you from the other side of the world, in a lovely sunny city by the ocean, having just done two awesome Minjin Jungle Swings, to write a rant about a web hosting company.<\/p>\n<p>Nothing to do with the Big Adventure really, but seeing as the site I used to blog before travelling is the one that is hosted on Fasthosts I don&#8217;t have much of an option.<\/p>\n<p><b>A Bit Of History<\/b><br \/>\nAnother domain I&#8217;ve got (lionskull.co.uk) is used for my General Stuff &trade; website for such things as Most Of My (and others-close-to-me&#8217;s) Email &trade;.  I use Fasthosts to do the hosting &#8211; mostly out of laziness nowadays as I host other domains (such as Squage.com) with better companies.<\/p>\n<p>At the end of March my one year web-and-email hosting period expired, so they tried to charge me for another year so as to keep it running &#8211; but the card details they had in their possession had expired.<\/p>\n<p>So they emailed me.  Probably.  On an email address I&#8217;d forgotten about that forwards to a full account and probably just rejected.  Oops.  They may have phoned my UK number too.  I didn&#8217;t check.  Oops.<\/p>\n<p>Luckily I noticed that they&#8217;d disabled the web component of lionskull.co.uk about 2 weeks ago and so I managed to log on to the Fasthosts Control Panel, enter my new card details and pay my year&#8217;s subscription to a) reactivate the web component and b) prevent the emails et al being suspended.<\/p>\n<p>I got a reciept from them confirming that all payments had been made.  Problem solved.<\/p>\n<p>Or so I thought&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>&#8220;You Still Owe Us Nothing!&#8221;<\/b><br \/>\nA day after paying, I checked lionskull.co.uk to find that its web components were still disabled. On going back to the control panel I was told that I still had payments outstanding.  I went to the payment screen to be shown this:<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2007\/04\/0gbp-outstanding.gif\"><\/p>\n<p>Oh shit!  I&#8217;d best pay that 0.00GBP straight away!<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Ok&#8221;, I figured, &#8220;this&#8217;ll resolve itself in a day or so&#8221; then forgot about it and got on with enjoying my travels.  Yesterday night I found that this was STILL the case.  This afternoon I received a text from home saying &#8220;Emails aren&#8217;t working &#8211; can you help?<\/p>\n<p><b>Attempting to Get Customer Support<\/b><br \/>\nThis morning I decided I needed to get this sorted out &#8211; there seemed to be no way to get my account activated via Fasthosts&#8217; Control Panel &#8211; as every single option available to me just brought me back to the &#8220;Oi! You owe us money!&#8221; page (<i>well, that&#8217;s a lie &#8211; if I was on the payment page and attempted to navigate using the page&#8217;s menus, it would just throw up errors as somehow it would try to access <b>httpss<\/b>:\/\/control.fasthosts.co.uk&#8230; genius<\/i>).<\/p>\n<p>I sent a detailed email describing my situation to the accounts department.  I also mentioned that, whilst I could provide my account number, I could not provide my account &#8220;pin&#8221; as in order to get to this I needed to check my Fashosts Control Panel&#8230; which was locked out.<\/p>\n<p>This afternoon I recieved the automated reply:<\/p>\n<p><font face=\"Monospace\" size=\"-1\">This is an automated reply and your query has not been seen by our Support Team.<\/p>\n<p>We have not been able to process your support request as either your account number and support PIN were missing or incorrect.<\/p>\n<p>Please re-send your request, including your account number and PIN in the first two lines of your email, remembering to include the &#8220;n&#8221; in your account number.<br \/>\n<\/font><\/p>\n<p>Brilliant.  Fortunately the email suggested visiting a special page to have my details sent to me.  I went there &#8211; and it worked!  Sort of.  The email I recieved pointed me to ANOTHER web page to grab my pin from.  <\/p>\n<p>Good news &#8211; from there I could email my account number and pin!  Thing is&#8230; I did that 15 minutes ago and have received nothing.<\/p>\n<p>In the mean time I&#8217;ve emailed Sales@.  Then it&#8217;s onto POWER EMAILING.<\/p>\n<p>Remind me in September to transfer everything away from Fasthosts, will you?  Ta.<\/p>\n<p>Pat<\/p>\n<p><b>[UPDATE]<br \/>\n15 minutes later and they&#8217;ve now emailed the pin.  I&#8217;ve emailed support again and this time I&#8217;ve been given a case number etc.  Hopefully things should be on the mend now!<\/p>\n<p>(Oh and I got a reply from the Sales Team.  What was their advice?  &#8220;Contact Customer Support, including your account number and Pin.&#8221;  Awesome.<\/b><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I write to you from the other side of the world, in a lovely sunny city by the ocean, having just done two awesome Minjin Jungle Swings, to write a rant about a web hosting company. 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