{"id":117,"date":"2007-03-27T09:03:42","date_gmt":"2007-03-27T08:03:42","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/?p=117"},"modified":"2007-03-27T09:03:42","modified_gmt":"2007-03-27T08:03:42","slug":"free-lunch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/?p=117","title":{"rendered":"Free Lunch?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a text message I just recieved from my Aussie mobile phone operator Optus:<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;To get a free ringtone, call 966 and select 9 after the greeting.  Call costs 30c\/30secs, download charges apply, expires 30\/04\/07.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Now I don&#8217;t know about you, but this doesn&#8217;t sound <i>entirely<\/i> free to me.<\/p>\n<p>Pat<\/p>\n<p>P.S. Hello!  I&#8217;m back in Perth after a 5 day tour to Albany, Margaret River, Esperance and other places.  It was ace!  I&#8217;m off on the Broome tour on Saturday (not today as originally intended) so have 4 days here to relax and see the sights *<\/p>\n<p><small>* And spend about 10 hours blogging, photo uploading, catching up on emails and booking stuff&#8230;<\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Here&#8217;s a text message I just recieved from my Aussie mobile phone operator Optus: &#8220;To get a free ringtone, call 966 and select 9 after the greeting. Call costs 30c\/30secs, download charges apply, expires 30\/04\/07.&#8221; Now I don&#8217;t know about you, but this doesn&#8217;t sound entirely free to me. Pat P.S. Hello! I&#8217;m back in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[16,11,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-117","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-australia","category-pats-thoughts","category-silly"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=117"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/117\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=117"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=117"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.squage.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=117"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}