Who and What is Squage?

Firstly, let me clarify something: it's NOT just a mispelling of "Square", despite what Google thinks.

Squage is a round blob with big eyes and no legs. In place of legs, Squage has a "blomper" (the big blue bit). This allows Squage to move ("blomp") around with the greatest of ease.

Don't ask me. It was something I designed when I was 14 years old.

Basically, Squage was the result of a doodling session during a very boring English lesson back in the early 90s. I'd designed Squage as a character for a very simple QBasic game I was coding at the time (the result of which lies here.

There's debate as to whether Squage is a he or a she and although I will at some point come up with a proper backstory, for now I can't be bothered :-)